When Words Are Not Needed...

Lindsay Sex Tape Stolen

After the burglary of her LA home last week Lindsay reveals the real reason her panties are in such a twist over it (and no it's not because someone broke into her house).  The Chicago Sun Times reports "the real reason Lindsay Lohan is so upset about the theft of the safe from her L.A. house is the contents included some very incriminating videos and photos, plus legal documents, that LiLo believes could cause embarrassment if made public."  

Well color me surprised, Lindsay made a sex tape?! The sick and sad thing about all this is when it's finally made public after lengthy legal battles and shots of Lindsay crying and eventually finding Jesus is we are all going to watch this crap.  I mean we aren't going to like it, but it's going to be like arriving first to a really bad car accident, you gotta take a peak.

picture from thesuperficial.com

I am here at bloomingdales in NY wishing that I was not a poor college graduate. From what I can see sequins, fur and purple are what's good for fall.

Bitch Is BACK and With Some Hot Pics!

After loosing Nina Garcia to Marie Claire, Elle is back in a big way with Leighton Meester and Ed Westwick on their upcoming issue.  God damn it they are hot, it's not fair.  This teaser is going to have to hold you guys over till September 14th when everyone's favorite show returns.  This year Blair, Dan and Georgina are all enrolled in NYU while Nate stays local at Columbia, Chuck runs the family empire and Serena heads off to Brown.  It should definitely make for some good tube time.

Steal her style:

Color Me Neutral

For fall neutrals with splashes of color like a little orange or a pop of purple or blush of red is where it's at.

A Look I Don't Like: Harem Pants

Okay... so like I get that the average woman can't wear a lot of high fashion pieces... but I'm not sure I'm crazy about any woman wearing these puppies. Harem Pants defy all rules, they have extra fabric down below, which isn't helping anyone out... they kinda give you a diaper ass.

I Like these pants from Silence and Nose available through Urban... but still... I gotta try this one on and who knows maybe we can all get a good laugh out of it.

Hot Hue For Fall: Lavender

Look I love: Black Tights and Jorts

When I was little I always liked to wear flannel shorts with tights and flats, it was very girlie, however now I love the look of tights with distressed shorts and flats... it just spices things up a bit, wouldn't you agree?

With a classic navy blazer and bag this trend strays away from being just that... trendy.

Bitchin Brand: Big Buddha

Shown is the Alana Bag retailing for $90 at Shoes.com

YES! Four B's in a row!  In any case Big Buddha is a brand everyone should know and love.  Their pieces are all under a hundo and believe me you... they don't look it.  These bags are perfect for the recessionista who needs a a great everyday bag or a well appointed woman that wants to add some flavor in between her rotation of her quilted Chanel bag and Birkin (although if you have a Birkin and you are tired of it thats bull and you need to call me I will take it).  

Back To School for some...

and never to school for others, but that doesn't mean prep school chic goes right out the window.  Here is a look for fall that will score high marks regardless of the venue.

It's My Party and I'll BITCH if I want to...

Birthdays are supposed to be stress free times of celebration to share with those you care about ad those who care about you... but there not.  When push comes to shove sometimes the best thing about a birthday is... lets be honest... the present.  Here is my Bitchin' Birthday List:

Birthday list

My Birthday is next week so here is what I am asking for: 1. Hanky Pankys... you can never have too many 2. SKULLCANDY headphones. I had a pair in pink and they broke I was so bummed because these are so great. 3. I really need a long sleeved open cardi, It's becoming a fashion issue 4. A new Pair of Tory's. I wanted camel, but then I saw these... 5. Christian Louboutins... I dont have a pair yet. 6. A good thing about having a birthday in the late summer is a chance to get a head start on new fall clothes. I really want a brown leather jacket. 7. Chanel nailpolish is the best. 8. A girl should wear diamonds everyday and until i get THE diamond, this will do 9. I'm a freak for headbands 10. I've been after a monogrammed necklace foreverrr 11. I love coffee table books 12. Anything for my new apartment would be great... including the new apartment 13. Monogrammed stationary is always on my list 14. I'm obsessed with this bag 15. This would be my fifth digital camera in 2 years... third in three months i kid you not 16. Funny t-shirts always make nice gifts 17. I found these wayfarers in sunglass hut and I fell in love with them, they are a nice update to my boring black ones that i've had for a million years what are the odds I get anything on this list? Always debatable

Badass Bitch Look: Work the Boots

Boots are a fall/winter staple but the same old boots worn the same old way can be a bore, step it up a notch with some new styles and new pieces that amp it up.

Here are a few fall and fall transitional looks

City Boots:

Music Festival Look

Night Out

Summer Safari

Day to Night

Rainy Day

Football Game