Alexis Neiers Get's Six Months in Bling Ring Heist? And So It Is...

On Sunday night I've been forgoing Kendra and saving up brain cells to be destroyed for the show Pretty Wild, I mean watching fat Kendra hold a baby is just depressing.  At least when she was changing Heff's diapers she wasn't preparation H stuck in her fat rolls. But I digress.  For those of you that haven't heard of the show (this would clearly not include Caroline) its centered around three sisters who reside on the outskirts of the Hollywood in crowd (and by in crowd I mean, they think Lindsay Lohan is cool).  The middle child Alexis was arrested in connection to the "bling ring robberies" where a bunch of her fellow coke heads ripped off Orlando Bloom, Rachel Bilson and other people that actually earn their money.  E, with its high standard for television, gave the Alexis bitty and her sisters a television show and then the Judge gave her six months.

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Gabby (no relation) on the left is the youngest and the most "responsible."  Neirs is center and the "oldest" Tess is on the end showing her love for God just where he would've wanted it: on her bikini line.  I say oldest in quotation marks because Tess is either adopted or just taken in like a stray kitten with a bad scratching problem and isn't blood relation.  The mother/manager is also a big believer in "The Secret" faux juicy sweatpants and g-strings. She even home schools the girls taking them away from regents exams and teaching them this pseudo religion.  Scientology won't even let these freaks in, that's how un-hollywood cool they are.  Even though I hate them on principle the 17 straight years of Law and Order I've watched does cause me to feel bad for her having to pull a Paris for six months.  Her legal eagle, mother and sister Gabby, who is the only voice of reason in that family, decided that she wasn't guilty but just not innocent enough to go to trial so they took the deal.  You can read all about it here.