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Linslo is partying in St. Tropez which just so happens to NOT be Beverly Hills WHERE her appointment with the Law is. In all her infinite wisdom Lohan is claiming her passport was stolen, though she never reported it stolen or made any attempts to get a new one. Rightfully so the Judge is saying she better get her ass back pronto and if she wants to parade around not in shackles she has to remain sober, wear a SCRAM bracelet and submit to drug testing. So basically she can't live. Whatever, can someone just send her to jail and lets be done with this? Its a toss up who is going to get more time... the cat burglar or the future of the porn industry. Thanks to The Superficial for his constant, candid coverage of this state matter.
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