I Likey You, You Likey Me??

 I'm lusting after this Hockney Satchel from J-Crew.

And also, Ike Davis, the Met's new first baseman. {Sorry John, you had your chance!}

Where Was This Freshman Year?

I saw this bag on Elements of Style this morning, which is ironic considering I was still physically and emotionally hungover from a weekend visiting the ol' alma mater.

 This sure as hell beats the water bottles that we used to bring out to the frats freshman year.  Well, not really, its actually really ugly and pretty stupid when you think about it.  Who was designer Jakob Wagner's target demographic when he came up with this thing? "A classy broad" who wants to carry her box of wine in style? Jake- let me tell you something, she doesn't exist.  She's in Florida sitting outside in the driveway of her trailer with a moo-moo and one of those tin foil tanning thing.  I'm really thinking of Jackie from Intervention 0r me circa 2005.

Ever Wonder What Real Orange County Housewife Lynne's Cuffs Are All About?

Well if you watch Bravo than clearly you've seen the same episode after same episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (or any of their shows for that matter, not that I'm complaining, I love ground hog day for TV shows) you're with me here.  "Real housewife" Lynne Curtin, whose main story lines this season were her slutty, delusional daughter and face that was incapable of blinking, apparently has a line of "cuffs."  She talks about these bad boys regularly, even having a trunk show to debut them to the other housewives.  Sadly for Lynne, but not so much us, the party was over taken by Gretchen and Tamara engaging in a battle of wits over plug in dildos and dead old men, so we really didn't get to view these "cuffs".  Lynne mentioned that with the market being what it is her "cuffs" are what are really keeping their family afloat. So, without further adieu... Lynne's "cuffs"...

Did anyone see tonight's episode where they got evicted?  

PS "Prices are subject to change without notice."

Bitchin' Buys: Old Soul, New Heart Sale

I love the mother daughter brand Old Soul, New Heart; the most creative thing my mother and I ever did together was fight in an art house movie theater.  The line is undeniably youthful, but its clear that the mom did more than just swipe her husband's credit card at the feather section in Michael's Craft.  I love this Bow Tie Not Optional Necklace, $65:

It's no secret I love myself some bows, but with the silver and platinum chain links and the bow tie strand in the back, it "butches" the piece up.  Butch but not in your old Field Hockey coach's patagonia shorts and hiking boots way butch.  I also really like this belt, almost as much as I am coveting the feather skirt from Calypso (also on sale).

Now on sale are some great little finds from this vintage inspired brand.  Mostly headbands and two great necklaces, you are bound to fall in love with this collection of girlie treats (which boys, also make great Valentines day presents!).  I am really into this Perfect Pouf Headband (now $25).

As well as the Sparkle Sparkle Shake vintage necklace (orig. 98, now 74). Its great for a dressing up a little black dress or adding to a simple white tee.

And for those of you that are daring enough take a look at the oversized bow headband, Romance in the Dark.  It's a definitely a statement making piece, but if your bitchy enough to pull  off this embellished, taffeta headpiece than go for it.

Be sure to check out the rest of the sale  for some fabulous finds you wont be able to find in stores and support small businesses!  I'll be sure to post when they come out with their Spring line.