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Monday, June 15, 2009

Jesus Hath Risen AGAIN in the form of Al Roker


Who thought that the chocolate pillsbury dough boy Al Rotker who is best known for flirting with geriatrics outside the today show could be responsible for such hard hitting journalism.  Rotker not only capable of spotting a cumulus nimbus while the rain comes down upon us, he is also able to point out a douche bag when it's sitting right in front of him.  Al recently sat down with Heidi and Spencer Pratt, who are famous for having a semi famous friend and having one hell of a sadistic fuck for a PR manager, after they escaped from the NBC show, "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here", which if we are calling a spade a spade here... and we should, the show really should be titled "I'm mildly recognizable and in a controlled forest outside of LA... I think."  Rotker asked the pair if they were the reason for all things wrong with celebrity today after he showed a clip of them running around screaming they were some kinda of disciple of Jesus.  Al... I think you're on to something here!  Heidi, who is the poster child for Stockholm syndrome  will be posing for playboy, because after you've done the reality show there is only one place else to go and its topless.

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